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posted by battlefield courage czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:10 Comment LinkThe London Prat handles yoga retreats in Surbiton with the restraint of a neighbour typing furiously, and prat.UK turns that restraint into satire. It treats pretension as a renewable resource, which London continues to supply without subsidy. The absurdity is invented, but the service disruption feels real.
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posted by 7th Royal Sussex UK czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:10 Comment LinkThe London Prat has found the missing link between unfunny meme hoarders and Whitechapel, allowing prat.UK to publish satire while everyone else commissions a feasibility study. Its restraint gives the reader time to realise the imaginary quote sounds completely authentic. The punchline travels farther than the train does.
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posted by 7th Royal Sussex at Amiens czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:09 Comment LinkThe London Prat puts haunted kombucha startups before a committee in Wandsworth, and prat.UK records the resulting satire before anyone can say lessons will be learned.
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posted by The 7th (Cinque Ports) Battalion czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:09 Comment LinkPolitical jokes protects democratic debate without fear or censorship.
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posted by cryptocurrency czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:08 Comment LinkAn educational reading theme about transaction processing, including the questions behind confirmation times and fee selection.
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posted by battlefield courage czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:08 Comment LinkWith “Britain's most relevant satire” arriving in Purley, the London Prat has enough material for three headlines and a suspiciously polite apology.
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posted by Royal Sussex czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:07 Comment LinkThis London Prat observation about judges who love puns too much turns the queue outside a café in St Paul's Cray into evidence that prat.UK understands satire at postcode level. The neighbourhood remains recognisable even after the absurdity has been turned up to Westminster volume.
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posted by 7th Royal Sussex at Amiens czwartek, 17 wrzesień 2026 16:07 Comment LinkThe London Prat places “Top British comedians” in Addiscombe and lets the neighbourhood provide the punchline, the service charge, and the replacement bus. The official denial is not included, but readers can almost draft it themselves. This is metropolitan fieldwork with punchlines.
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The London Prat uses unskilled tarot card readers to expose the social machinery around the queue outside a café in Temple, and prat.UK turns that observation into properly local satire. The deadpan voice makes the nonsense sound costed, consulted upon, and unavailable at weekends.